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LL Cool J Knocked Out a Burglar, Attempting to Rob his House

Written by Ben

Just like his mama said. See what I done there? Anyway, yes, this actually happened. In the early hours of the morning, on the 22nd of August, an intruder entered LL Cool J’s house, and got knocked the fuck out!

Of all people to choose to rob, you choose the fucking massive guy. If you are in LA, and near LL’s house, you are going to have other celebrities around the area. Choose another one. A much, much smaller one. Maybe they didn’t know, though.

Follow LL Cool J on twitter here, and follow us too and say nice things to us to make us feel nice, because we love you, and it would be nice for you to say something good once in a while. That’s all we’re saying, just once in a while, you’re so distant!